I have a DAMN good idea...

Actually, Badass Geek had a damn good idea, and I am taking the liberty to expand on it a tad. He wrote something bad-ass and I truly, truly, from the depths of my being believe we should all copy, paste, insert our various names, print it out on actual paper, put it in an actual envelope, press an actual .42 on it and send it off. Prepare yourselves dear Internet, this will be an action requiring you to briefly (oh-so-very-briefly) take our fingers off the mouse/keyboard and maybe turn slightly to the side...some of you might have to make a trip to the post office, or the junk room to find the stamps and an envelope that doesn't have the window from some bill you paid online instead of using that window endowed envelope. Although, by this point in the post you might be rolling your eyes thinking "dadgummit, didn't I just have to do something like this for my candidate of choice? and to get 'my' senator to vote down that fucking highway-robbery, reverse-robinhood-bailout-bullshit?!" But listen up y'all, this is IMPORTANT. Do it for your children, who just want a fucking hot-fudge-sundae and a little red slide action, do it for your sanity on a busy Tuesday morning when you're hungry enough to eat a horse and they're danglin that breakfast burrito riiiiiiiight under your nose, do it for my red-headed mother who nearly lost it last week and has staged a one woman boycott that's costing her tremendous stress and suffocating guilt every time my children beg for "I-tce-crwm, Meemaw, peeees?" Do it for her dammit..do it because it's just the right thing to do!

*If you are reading this from some nice ass neighborhood where the public schools rock and the social service office-workers are bored because things are gravy and the fast food service is spectacular..you should immediately STOP.READING.THIS.BLOG. because, to put it mildly, I hate you. (giving you the Stanley look (from the office idiot - you've never had to 'work' have you? Get the fuck out of here before I knock your head clean off your shoulders!))

From now on, we'll just call it "the Stanley"