Attention please! (clap, clap) Everyone? Could I have your attention? Okay, so, will Mr. ip address 84.157.91.43 from Aalen, Germany please stand up? Sir, I would like to give you a big old shout out for being inducted into the perv hall of fame! Let's hear it for the man that google searched "sexy 13 year olds" on July the 2nd!!!!!!!!!!! And who landed on I'm a Loser Babay! A big, uncle Eddie, "classy" to you too! Let's give it up folks!
Hope you go to jail. Or, hey, how bout this? I hope Mr. Mustang knocks you out in the middle of a deserted road..and then Black Honey Jesus mistakes you for soulless pigeons. And then drunk step dad clips you with his boat motor.. And then this guy pees on your wounded body..and then while you endure excruciating rehab, this chick straps you to the hospital bed and makes you watch hours of uninterrupted Oprah footage on the effects of sexual seduction of minors ... and then when your body finally heals, and you feel guilty for being such a perv..THEN you go to jail. Forever. (what Internet?! It could happen!)
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That is just gross.
People are disgusting creatures.
OMG...that is so gross!
Eww. Too bad he/she's anonymous. Hopefully he/she doesn't hurt anyone.
I'm often fascinated with the Google searches that bring people to my site. You have to wonder what some people are thinking sometimes.
Sorry...but what's happening?
You stopped by and commented on my blog- thanks! Thought I'd cruise through yours and see what you're up to... Kicking an Ex-step dads' ass seems to be on your Things To Do list! Good luck- I know some Detroit people who work cheap that could help... :)
Oooh - scary "Detroit people" hired to take care of my business? hmmmuhmmm...tempting, but no. These days I'm trying to hold it down, not stir it up. So glad you came by. :)
SICKO! I am always shocked at the things people search, and then they land on my page! I bet they are shocked when they get there. Especially the poor kid that searched "why do I have big nipples if I am a boy"
Oh no! Poor guy!
OK - I've gotten some hits off of some messed up searches ("small breasted MILF") is an interesting one...but that guy deserves to burn.
Hey! I'm a small-breasted MILF! Send him over here!
I thought the perv who googled "pictures of mommies in panties" and found my blog in the wee hours of the morning today was a perv, but this guys takes the cake. I may have to steal your idea of calling out the various pervs via IP address and location should I have a creep like him find me. Dateline could totally use you!!
Ewwww... or maybe he's a 13 year old boy looking for love in all the wrong places.
13 yr old boys are buys googling things like "big tits", MILFs, and Jessica Simpson.
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